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christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

psych2go:

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

  • Bro 1:

    bro let's get matching anchor tattoos

  • Bro 2:

    why bro?

  • Bro 1:

    so our broship doesn't float away

  • Bro 2:

    bro..